Lawyers use commas as liberally as Faulkner and Melville. When the sentence started you were in Paris, marveling at the magnificence of the Eiffel Tower. Nine or ten run-on clauses later, you finally run into the period, look out the window, and are greeted by downtown Sarajevo. And some of the words they come up with surely can't be English. In order to be an asset to yourself and your representation, you've got to know what it all really says.

1 audiocassette, sides A and B.